Please accept my application

In case you are male, warm blooded, and haven't heard yet (or if you are a female who doesn't care), Halle Berry is getting divorced.

While I am sad for Ms. Berry, I know that countless strapping young (and old) men across the country have renewed hope in sight (despite Ms. Berry's pledge).

To Ms. Berry, good riddance to bad rubbish! Mr. Benet didn't deserve you, especially since your charms should be more than enough to satisfy any man.


Don't be sad, I'll treat you right, even with the wind


When is this outfit going on sale?