Tips for a Speedier Santa

Here are some friendly tips for aspiring Speedy Santas:

Use a high quality mousepad made of a perfectly smooth material

Spray the mousepad with Pam®

Use an optical mouse

Clear your desk of all obstacles

Santa likes a fast start, get going as soon as the light turns green

Keep accelerating as much as you can. Santa will go faster if you let him

Eat a good breakfast. I recommend Wheaties, the breakfast of champions

Swear to name your firstborn child "lostpancake" and I guarantee you will get a faster score