Thursday, January 25, 2007

Projectile vomiting and doo-doo

I don't know if it's just when I'm around, but conversations I'm involved in inevitably turn to important issues.  You know, the stuff that really matters.  Things like fiber and how important it is to staying regular.  It's also fun to discuss matters of bloody gore and various methods of excrement and their ramifications.

Many people seem turned off by this when these sorts of topics arise during meals.  Something about losing appetites.  It's not always me who brings it up, but I have no problems at all discussing anything while eating.

I think perhaps I just have a stronger constitution or maybe an ability to compartmentalize.  Eating has nothing to do with conversation, especially when it's on such a high intellectual level.  I guess if I was on Heroes my super power would be "unable to be affected by gross topics at dinner table".

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