What could be better than fried chicken?

I think that is the question on everyone's minds these days. Indeed, what could be better than fried chicken?

I don't know about anyone else, but I never actually liked the chicken. I just liked the "fried" part. I love the 11 secret herbs and spices and the crunchy texture. I love the golden brown color and the fragrant aroma.

So you guessed it (and I don't know why somebody isn't getting rich off this yet)! What would be better than fried chicken would be fried chicken without the chicken! Just "fried".

Even better, instead of the colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices, I would have the major's 12 secret herbs and spices. Plus, since we got rid of all the chicken and most of the fat that sits under the skin, it would be a healthy alternative to most fast foods - and the costs would be very low. "Fried" would be easy to eat on the go and make little mess. Instant money. Anyone want to go into business with me? Andyc?