Recently, I decided to make a list of all known or likely stripper names, to keep in handy when and if I have a daughter. I want to do everything in my power to prevent my daughter from being a stripper, and if purposely avoiding choosing a stripper-prone name will do the trick, then by golly, I'll do it!
Here are some that I have already:
- Chastity
- Mercedes
- Paris
- Jenna
- Brandi
- Candi
- Starr
- Sky/Skye
- Mocha
- Sindee
Please help me round out my list.
Monday, February 05, 2007
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Funny how a lot of stripper names could pass for names of porn stars as well.
jessica...
oh sweet jessica, how i miss you so
don't forget any names that begin with "D" and go well with Double D. Like:
Debbie
Denise
Dana
Also and hard "C"s and "K"s should probably be excluded too...
Oh, and forget any Russian names: Svetlana, Anna, Maria...
I think you are pretty much left with Germanic names (other than Heidi):
Helga is just ugly so that works.
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