Sunday, August 12, 2007

Mistakes

We've all made mistakes in our lives, but mine seem to be dominated by food-related mistakes.  

Example No. 1: 

In college, I got wind of the annual McDonald's 25 cent hamburger promotion.  College was the first time I had the freedom and means to do whatever I wanted.  And I wanted two things: hamburgers and to save money.  Here was a perfect opportunity to do both!  So I ended up buying $5 worth of hamburgers, at 25 cents, that was 20 hamburgers, such a steal!  Except I ended up eating hamburgers every day for every meal (including breakfast) for almost two weeks.  Lesson learned: do not purchase 20 hamburgers at once.

You'd think that I would be able to generalize such a lesson to other foods, but that has not proven to be the case.  

Example No. 2: 

When I first moved to New York City, I hadn't yet stocked my fridge and was hungry.  I was walking down the street when suddenly I saw a sign from above.  Subway was having a deal-- 10 footlongs for $10!  Wow!  What a deal!  I learned the hard way though that Subway sandwiches do not refrigerate well (especially when you get tomatoes and oil and vinegar on them).  Being the frugal type, I refused to throw out perfectly edible sandwiches, and it would be two years before I ate another Subway sandwich.

Example No. 3:

A bunch of high school friends headed to Atlantic City during an annual winter-break reunion.  The first thing we did was hit the buffet.  Of course, I would have to extract all the value out of the buffet by eating more in food than the buffet cost.  That's how I would rage against the machine!  Ha ha!  Got you!  

I ended up eating 8 plates of food, and could not move for more than 2 hours.  Literally-- could not move.  My dear high school friends, to show their care and concern, left me at the buffet to go gamble.  Buffet: 1, Me: 0

I'd like to think I learn from my mistakes and become a better person as a result.  However, with food, I clearly have a problem.  

Latest Example:

Cereal was on sale at the Super Target.  Family pack of Life cereal with two freshness-sealed bags for only $3.99!  What a deal!  Except now I have to eat two boxes of Life cereal.  When will I learn not to buy food in bulk?

5 comments:

Andy and Aileen said...

i have the same problem. except i don't try to save money, i just like to eat (obviously).

eddy said...

i hope you don't have a costco membership ...

nothing worse than trying to go through a 3 pound bag of trail mix.

Unknown said...

When a bulk bargain pops up, ask yourself, is it cheaper to buy the bulk item, put on weight/get unhealthy, and pay for gym membership to lose it/higher heart attack risk, OR to just buy the right-sized portion and not gain weight and stay healthy? After all that thinking, I usually get distracted and walk away...
ditto eddy. hope you don't have costco membership.

lostpancake said...

My worst years were when I used to use your sam's club membership, eddy.

eddy said...

ann: i like your rationale. i will have to try that next time.

i actually do have a costco membership, though i'm much better about exercising restraint these days, at least in terms of buying stuff. the free samples on the other hand ... i am completely powerless.