SBD

For some reason, when it rains in NYC, it pours. Today, it was raining so hard, it was all you could do to avoid getting soaked. This is even with an umbrella. Not only do you get wet, but everyone else being wet just makes you feel disgusting.

On the train, it's already barely tolerable when it gets crowded and everyone is squished up against you. I didn't think it could get worse, until everyone is wet and cranky.

To top it all off... hypothetically, imagine if someone had bad flatulence and couldn't help but let it loose. Given that nobody can move, it's wet and disgusting, and everyone's cranky... plus, there's no way you can tell who did it. That's what makes it such a guilty pleasure.

muhaha. (hypothetically, of course)