So I found out today that my dog has hay fever. What could be worse than a dog that has performance anxiety (leading him to pee and poo every three minutes when running with me outdoors), or a tendency to fart? A dog with hay fever.
This means that he loves (and I mean LOVES) rolling around in the grass, trying to work out that itch on his back... but he's sneezing the whole time. "Aww, how cute!" you say? I say, "Gross. Dog snot."
Other things about my dog:
1) You think he's smart... at first. But proof of his stupidity comes when you give a command, and he runs through every possible trick he knows (so he hits the one you asked for) in an effort to get a treat. Wait. Maybe that's smart!
2) He barks at everyone that comes to the door. He barks at everything that goes by my house.
3) He is afraid of the washing machine.
4) He doesn't come when called.
5) He sleeps 18 hours a day.
Thursday, June 03, 2004
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