Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Belts are obsolete

I'm still in my "observations on life" mode of blogging, so bear with me until I exhaust my observations and move into the "this is what I ate for breakfast" mode of blogging.

But, just the other day I was thinking about how belts are obsolete. Modern technology has afforded us with clothing that adjusts to our size!

Furthermore, most Americans these days have such large butts that there is no fear of pants falling down anyway (unless you sag your jeans). I, for one, couldn't be pantsed even if you tried your very best.

Ergo, belts are unnecessary.

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