Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Better than sex

Ever have that thing stuck in your teeth? It might be a piece of lettuce or broccoli, or worse - a sesame seed. You spend the better part of the day trying to get it out (without being too obvious about it).

There are many obstacles, including people wanting to talk to you more than usual so you can't focus on getting the offending piece of food out of your teeth. Also, toothpicks don't help because of the way this particular piece of food is stuck. Only floss will help - but floss is so far away!

Amazingly enough, it comes out somehow. At that moment, you feel free. It's like a rush of ecstasy. Better than sex.

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